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28 October 2007 @ 10:51 pm
 
Title: Peter’s Diary Version 2.0 [5/?]
Rating: PG13
Characters: Peter, Claude, Nathan, Bennet, Claire and Mohinder
Summary: This is just a bunch of diary entries Peter wrote. Complete and utter crack. This has minor spoilers for season two.
A/N: Okay, there is a minor stupid thing from the last episode. I tried to control myself and not mention it, but I failed. I had to mention it. I HAD TO.



Dear Diary,

I really wish people would stop harassing me about my passport. So what if it says I’m a female?! Mohinder’s passport says MF under sex and NO ONE is harassing him. Claude asked me if this meant that he was straight, and I was so angry that I didn’t even touch my hair. The passport people made a mistake, and I think everyone should leave me alone about it!!

<3 Peter

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Dear Diary,

Why does everyone think Nathan and I are in love with each other? We’re just so Italian it hurts, and though I explain this, no one ever listens. Claude knows the truth though, and I guess that’s why I love him. Yay!

<3 Peter

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Dear Diary,

I found out that Claire’s boyfriend stole her car and then ‘found’ it for her as a surprise. She told me that it wasn’t normal at all. I folded my arms and told her that I wish her saying that sentence was not a normal thing. She then rolled her eyes and stomped off. I don’t care. Maybe she’ll stop complaining to me about this stuff!!

<3 Peter

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Dear Diary,

The silent treatment from Claire lasted about two hours. Sigh. I feel like I am a living diary. Just because I’m a nurse doesn’t mean I want to fix everyone’s problems. I only want to deal with Claude this week!

<3 Peter

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Dear Diary,

Omfg Noah Bennet needs to take a lesson from my glaring and NOT try to pick up my man. He shot Claude so therefore they can never happen again ever. That is not fair! He can try to be a morally grey puppy all he wants, but Claude is mine, and I will beat up Noah if I have to. Okay, I won’t, but I will glare at him very fiercely!

Even if Claude says I don’t know how to glare..

<3 Peter

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Dear Diary,

Noah got new glasses and I broke them the second I could. That will teach him! Except, I bought him new ones because I felt bad.

<3 Peter

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Dear Diary,

Mohinder and I went out for ice cream today. It was good, until he asked me if I wanted in on some OT4. I threw my ice cream at him and then ran away. There is only one OTP I want to be part of, and that’s plaude!

<3 Peter

---

Dear Diary,

Nathan pointed out that we look married in that picture where we have tuxedos on.

I hate my life; it slashes itself when I don’t want it to.

<3 Peter

---

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I just stare at those empty pigeon cages and reflect upon how much I won.

<3 Peter

---

Dear Diary,

Nathan now has a gun that he stole from Matt’s father. I really don’t mind, because even I can admit he looks great with that gun. I wish I had a gun so I could look great too---but I’d probably shoot myself on accident if I did.

<3 Peter
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Because that's how I see the universe.: Heroes // Peter // Smirkwhatwas on October 29th, 2007 03:02 am (UTC)
cracky McPeter....... so funny...... ;)
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 29th, 2007 03:03 am (UTC)
Thank you ;D
El Scorcho: Bennet's Purple Shirt of Doomtwbasketcase on October 29th, 2007 03:19 am (UTC)
omfg god Noah VS Peter AGAIN FTW! I loved that he felt bad about the glasses! <3 he so would too! He can try and glare and be mean all he wants, but he seriously fails. Sorry Peter XD

*dies* passport reference FTW!

Mohinder, Mohinder. Stop getting in freaking chick fights with Peter! You guys are already so homosexual that it hurts, you don't have to make it more obviously so. Geez Louise!

God West stealing Claire's car! YES! I so want it to happen still! :D

Also Nathan+Gun+Beard=OT3. Just saying.

Awesome job, amigo! Me likes!
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 29th, 2007 03:21 am (UTC)
Yeah, it felt right to mention. Heee. Peter tries to be badass and scary but he's not :D

I had to mention it. I had no choice.

*Dies* yeah ;D

SO DO I

I totalllllly agree. Yay.

Thanks :D
Have Fun Storming the Castle!trippypeas on October 29th, 2007 03:35 am (UTC)
"Sometimes I just stare at those empty pigeon cages and reflect upon how much I won."

FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!!!
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 29th, 2007 03:39 am (UTC)
YEE. THANK YOU :D
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trueroyalty: Rule Of Thumbtrueroyalty on October 29th, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)
L.O.L.!! Ohmigosh, that was fun! That last one had be bent over in my chair laughing. Yes, Pete, you probably would. Poor thing. *laughs more* I think this was your best one yet! The second-to-last one is awesome, too. hee!
~TR
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 29th, 2007 04:37 am (UTC)
Heee. Thanks so much :D
tessykinstessykins on October 29th, 2007 08:13 am (UTC)
Awesomeness! XD Peter is made of win.

I love that the picture of Peter and Nathan is so very gay. Poor Irish Simone. She took one look at that and knew that Peter wasn't really interested in snogging her on top of the barrels of Guinness. But just wait till Peter finds the x-rated love letter from Claude.
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 29th, 2007 10:32 am (UTC)
Hee.

Omg totally. They looked so homosexual in that picture and it's kind of awesome. She needs to back away now. Hee. I bet he'll be so thrilled when he reads that.

Thanks :D
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I had fun once and it was awfulvisiblemarket on October 29th, 2007 01:10 pm (UTC)
Oh, this made me quite happy.

Claude is mine, and I will beat up Noah if I have to. Okay, I won’t, but I will glare at him very fiercely!

You do that, Peter, you do that...

I hate my life; it slashes itself when I don’t want it to.

*snort*...too true.

And I loved the passport references...because, oh, god, no one is ever going to leave him alone about it.
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 29th, 2007 01:15 pm (UTC)
Glad to hear :D

Heee.

I am so glad that passport exists. Nope. No one will ever forget it.

Thanks :D
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Sails of silver: sexcucumber_k on October 29th, 2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
Yes, you HAD to do it, it couldn't be helped.

I hate my life; it slashes itself when I don’t want it to.

That's the harsh reality.

That last entry was pure gold.

Thanks :D
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 29th, 2007 02:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I know. It had to be mentioned. There was no other way.

It really is.

Thank you :D
Junior Miss Tough Chick of the Universe: bitch PLZsuperherogrlcat on October 30th, 2007 05:10 am (UTC)
Gah! *dies* Wow. I want a t-shirt that says *So Italian That it Hurts". Seriously.
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 30th, 2007 10:25 am (UTC)
I wouldn't mind one of those myself.
Feather Qwill: heroes: peter x claude: fade to shadowsfeather_qwill on October 30th, 2007 06:20 am (UTC)
Sometimes I just stare at those empty pigeon cages and reflect upon how much I won.
LMAO. I so <3 you.
Position Means Value!betterthanlegos on October 30th, 2007 10:24 am (UTC)
Hee.
aunt_zelda: Kensai 2aunt_zelda on November 3rd, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)
‘ello, my lovely wife! Sorry I’m behind on slash AGAIN … loved this so very, very much …
KENSAI APPROVAL!!! *beams at you*

I really wish people would stop harassing me about my passport. So what if it says I’m a female?! Mohinder’s passport says MF under sex and NO ONE is harassing him. Claude asked me if this meant that he was straight, and I was so angry that I didn’t even touch my hair. The passport people made a mistake, and I think everyone should leave me alone about it!!
Is that true? Is that a real blooper in the show? *grins*

Why does everyone think Nathan and I are in love with each other? We’re just so Italian it hurts, and though I explain this, no one ever listens. Claude knows the truth though, and I guess that’s why I love him. Yay!
*flailz*

I found out that Claire’s boyfriend stole her car and then ‘found’ it for her as a surprise. She told me that it wasn’t normal at all. I folded my arms and told her that I wish her saying that sentence was not a normal thing.
*huggles you*

Omfg Noah Bennet needs to take a lesson from my glaring and NOT try to pick up my man. He shot Claude so therefore they can never happen again ever. That is not fair! He can try to be a morally grey puppy all he wants, but Claude is mine, and I will beat up Noah if I have to. Okay, I won’t, but I will glare at him very fiercely!
Even if Claude says I don’t know how to glare..
*gigglespaz*

Noah got new glasses and I broke them the second I could. That will teach him! Except, I bought him new ones because I felt bad.
*dies* That would SO be Peter …

Mohinder and I went out for ice cream today. It was good, until he asked me if I wanted in on some OT4. I threw my ice cream at him and then ran away. There is only one OTP I want to be part of, and that’s plaude!
*spits out imaginary chai*

Nathan pointed out that we look married in that picture where we have tuxedos on.
I hate my life; it slashes itself when I don’t want it to.
I pointed that out on the IMDb board. I kept insisting that if I’d lost my memory and found a picture of myself with someone and we were in fancy dress and touching I’d wonder … but people were snorting at me and one guy practically called me crazy and stupid.

Sometimes I just stare at those empty pigeon cages and reflect upon how much I won.
Oh, we SO need fanart!